You still have to empty your pockets.
The thing not to say is "I'm not putting 3 months of your salary on this belt." Trust me.
HAHAHAHAH
nice. first time flying back from ohio i got picked for random extra search
had one tsa guy stand behind me and another guy give me the ol pat down, i had my arms out and he kneels down to check my ankles so he is totally at awkward height level. i decide its a good thing to say "so after this you wanna get some breakfast er something?"
he didnt like my joke lol