Negotiations skills (or lack thereof)

[Kahrnut]

"I'll cash you out today!"

 

[canoecanoe]

I love dickering back and forth, thats half the fun. I despise when I get called Bud. IE:
Hey Bud I'll give you $***** for you widget.

My name aint Bud and I aint your brother.

Dude? Dude! Duuuuuude.

Don't call me Dude, Dude.

 

[palmettomoon]

"I'll cash you out today!"

I just tell them, "Cash me ousside....how 'bout dat?"

 

[palmettomoon]

Dude? Dude! Duuuuuude.

Don't call me Dude, Dude.

Don't tase me bro!

 

[RevCov]

I also love the fun trade offers...

 

[woodstock]

rule #1. your **** aint worth nothing

Ill give ya three fotay

 

[woodstock]

the best are just a text number, no info no offer, nuttin.

 

[gth813x]

My favorite is a trade offer where they try to rationalize that the new value of their item is justified for the proce youre trying to sell at which is already less than retail.

 

[tas6691]

Dude? Dude! Duuuuuude.

Don't call me Dude, Dude.

LOL! I can take dude better than Bud!

 

[Deleted member 38641]

He said it AIN'T worth NOTHING...which means, it's worth SOMETHING!

He is right about this