My wife walks in the room and says: "I thought the Braves didn't play anymore this year."
Me: "They don't, this is football."
My wife: "Oh... Well why did the Braves band go there?"
Me: "Go watch dance moms."
Me: "They don't, this is football."
My wife: "Oh... Well why did the Braves band go there?"
Me: "Go watch dance moms."