wife's not home

[chopper duke]

I'm Single.. The upside is I do what I want.. the down side is I never get any

Get married. You'll have no money, get told what to do and still not get any.

 

[smokey30725]

My wife has learned that I more closely resemble a hermit than a social butterfly.

 

[Willy Leadwell]

I was at a dinner once with a bunch of people I didn't know. My buddy introduces me by saying "this is jason, he hates people." I responded with "I don't hate people, I just hate that I'm here with all of you right now." Give me a gun to take apart or a hot rod to build and maybe one good friend to do it with and I'm set.

 

[insulinboy]

Get married. You'll have no money, get told what to do and still not get any.

I was thinking that, but I wasn't going to say anything

 

[manland1]

Get married. You'll have no money, get told what to do and still not get any.

This>>>>>>

 

[AKguy]

Be careful. You mentioned beer and guns in the same post and some nanny stater will be along shortly to post about how dangerous it it.

 

[Alphacpa]

I'm Single.. The upside is I do what I want.. the down side is I never get any

Are you living on the moon?....

 

[JohnnyPlant]

My wife is at a Christmas party and left my son and I home alone. I put on a cartoon for him and I get to put a new part on my AR and take apart and lube my new Christmas Perfection.

 

[insulinboy]

Are you living on the moon?....

No, just fat, old, and ugly

 

[Bucket99]

I was at a dinner once with a bunch of people I didn't know. My buddy introduces me by saying "this is jason, he hates people." I responded with "I don't hate people, I just hate that I'm here with all of you right now." Give me a gun to take apart or a hot rod to build and maybe one good friend to do it with and I'm set.

Brother, is that you??? Sounds like me.