Here are 12 ideas I got from the interwebz....
Any other ideas ODT????
- Eat a piece of cheese in the shape of a gun.
- Build a wall with your mashed potatoes.
- Dole out dinner portions based on how much taxes are paid by each family member and see who decides to protest, attack wealthier family members, and set the house on fire all in the name of Antifa.
- Remove a Cornish game hen from the turkey's cavity at the dinner table and compare it to a late-term abortion.
- Serve the white meat and dark meat on separate but equal plates.
- Change your wifi password to “MAGA2020” for the day.
- Put a bump stock on your drumstick.
- In the spirit of recycling, use old NRA mailings as placemats.
- Dress the turkey in a pant suit, where your maga hat and carve away.
- Burn the casserole.. tell everyone that you wanted to "feel the Bern" and you weren't impressed.
- Call your aunt, uncle. And your uncle, aunt. Because genders are social constructs.
- Make sure to talk about selling baby parts while carving the turkey.
Any other ideas ODT????