Your Obituary

[WestCobbBoy]

Imagine yourself in a scenario where things went bad and you were in a gunfight for your life- and lost. What would be the most embarassing firearm that is referenced in your obituary that you tried (and obviously failed) failed to defend yourself with? For instance , John Smith was accosted in an alley by a gang of youths with 2x4s and bandished a Lorcin 380. Hos body was found by sanitation engineers early in the morning clutching a jammed semi automatic POS.

What gun would you least like to have in a flashpoint?

 

[2005Redfire6]

Imagine yourself in a scenario where things went bad and you were in a gunfight for your life- and lost. What would be the most embarassing firearm that is referenced in your obituary that you tried (and obviously failed) failed to defend yourself with? For instance , John Smith was accosted in an alley by a gang of youths with 2x4s and bandished a Lorcin 380. Hos body was found by sanitation engineers early in the morning clutching a jammed semi automatic POS.

What gun would you least like to have in a flashpoint?

Umm any crappy gun lol.

 

[Cadcom]

Imagine yourself in a scenario where things went bad and you were in a gunfight for your life- and lost. What would be the most embarassing firearm that is referenced in your obituary that you tried (and obviously failed) failed to defend yourself with? For instance , John Smith was accosted in an alley by a gang of youths with 2x4s and bandished a Lorcin 380. Hos body was found by sanitation engineers early in the morning clutching a jammed semi automatic POS.

What gun would you least like to have in a flashpoint?

My fear would be that it would read - "he was found dead clutching a 2x4 because the imperial federal government had banned all of his high capacity magazines and taken away his God given right to defend himself".

 

[The Bandit]

The Bandit was accosted in an alley by a gang of youths with 2x4s and bandished a Clarke 32 revolver. His body was found by sanitation engineers early in the morning missing his hand. The investigation has discovered that The Bandit raised his weapon to fire but the cylinder lock failed causing the gun to explode when fired violently resulting in the dismemberment of his hand and bleeding to death.

IE I had a Clarke 32 that had no cylinder lock and you actually had to line up the cylinder and barrel by hand and eyeball it the best you could before you could fire.

 

[dakota port]

my worst possible obituary

the victim was found in an alley apparently beat to death with 2x4s, the victims cellphone was found near his body 911 was the last number called but 911 was busy so they put him on hold

 

[CSA]

A pink hipoint that would be the worst lol

 

[Lineman73]

A pink hipoint that would be the worst lol

This is it!!! I'd sooner register as a Democrat and die under the burden of entitlement free government stuff than be seen with a hi point pistol, let alone a pink one (The Barney Frank Signature Model) .

Am I being politically incorrect again???

 

[drjterrell]

 

[TheSnail]

Do you mean out of the guns you own? The biggest POS gun I own is a HiPoint 995 9mm carbine. Only reason I still have it is for sentimental reasons.

That being said, the most embarrassing gun I own, which also has a high probability of jamming, is that Hi-Point.

 

[2005Redfire6]

Lol... I don't think you'd be dead with that!