BARKING DOG IN THE HOOD!(3 doors up)

[TresMonos]

Plus, you can have sex with relatives and lose all your teeth.
which sounds very tempting, but I don’t want to live in a dilapidated double-wide with a’70’s Camaro up on blocks in the front yard.

Uncle Daddy!

 

[Mrs_Esterhouse]

Anyone know why Alabama banned reverse cowgirl?

 

[Glorfindel]

No ! But the state of Alabama They run free! Not in a fenced yard! Plus it will not be living next to a bunch of ****ing Canadians!

Hey buddy, what’s wrong with Canadians, eh?

 

[lostchild]

Anyone know why Alabama banned reverse cowgirl?

Dunno, I’ll bite…
Why did Alabama ban reverse cowgirl?

 

[Dice]

That is where I started! The mother ****er!
Said. That the dog doesn’t bother him barking!

Get a recorder and record him barking. Play the endless loop recording back to your neighbor from your home stereo with the thousand watt amp and twin 15 sub woofers. Run your main speakers through an additional thousand watt (RMS per channel) power amp. Your main speakers need to be horns, not traditionally used cone type diaphragm speakers. The horns will be much more midrange irritable like an old AM radio or a carnival barker at the county fair. Set this system up on your property line with everything facing the dog house. Don't be afraid to run everything on full power. It won't harm the system. Wear noise cancelling headphones to protect yourself and hopefully cause maximum damage to your ass wipe neighbor. Do this nightly until he comes over to your property to get your attention (remember you can't hear the phone ring and you never look over at his house to see him trying to get your attention to get you to stop.)When he comes over to ask you to stop with the horrendous dog barking endless loop tape tell him it doesn't bother you at all. If he threatens you.... use your constitutional right to protect yourself. Stay on your property. Yes this does work.

 

[300_whisper]

Just chain up your neighbors doors at 3 am and burn his house down. That will stop it.

 

[Mrs_Esterhouse]

Dunno, I’ll bite…
Why did Alabama ban reverse cowgirl?

Because you can't turn your back on family.

 

[RiverBend]

****ing Canadians!

And I thought my code word was secret to my inner circle,,,,,

 

[wildbill1973z28]

And I thought my code word was secret to my inner circle,,,,,

I thought I was part of your inner circle

 

[wildbill1973z28]

Just chain up your neighbors doors at 3 am and burn his house down. That will stop it.

lol