If it’s on the nightstand what about shooting yourself in the hand pulling your pistol out of a holster not attached to anythingPlease don't, we anxiously await your thread about how you shot yourself because you got up in the middle of the night grabbed your pistol because you heard a noise, then shot yourself trying to put the garbage can back upright that a raccoon knocked over while holding a pistol in one hand too.
Or you rolled over, half awake, to reach for your phone and pulled the trigger on one of those three accidents waiting to happen.
Can't wait to see how it goes down, but it's only a matter of time.